Thursday, October 8, 2009

You Think It's LOVE eh??


10 Signs of Being In Love That Might Actually Be Symptoms of Crippling or Fatal Disease:

no 1: Skippy heart beat everytime you think of him/her
You think it's: LOVE
But it might be: Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular fibrillation and myocardial infarction (heart attack).
~~~ might want to stop think about your other half ;p

no 2: Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts
You think it's: LOVE
But it might be: Parkinson's disease

no 3: Constant smiling
You think it's: LOVE
But it might be: Bell's Palsy
~~Bel, no pun intended! hehehe

no 4: Absent mindedness, forgetfulness, inability to focus
You think it's = LOVE
But it might be = Alzheimer's Disease

no 5: Constant sexual arousal
You think it's: LOVE
But it might be: Nymphomania

no 6: Weakening of knees & burst of energy when he/she calls/come over
You think it's: LOVE
But it might be: Multiple sclerosis

no 7: Inability to stop thinking about him/her
You think it's: LOVE
But it might be: OCD (obsessive compulsive disease)
~~Careful, might ended up as psycho..huhu

no 8: bruising on the neck, breasts and other tender spots
You think it's: LOVE
But it might be: Leukemia

no 9: Insomnia
You think it's: LOVE
But it might be: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia

no 10: Feeling like you can smell/feel him/her when not in his/her presence
You think it's: LOVE
But it might be: Schizophrenia

This is so hilarious!!! Might want to reconsider fallin' in love. Why it's called FALL in love? Because it is dangerous and might be fatal! Be careful! Try to seek professional advice before fall in too deep than you should .

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